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10-Week Half Marathon Training Schedule

Week	Mon	Tue	Wed	Thu	Fri	Sat	Sun	Total
1	3	Rest	3	3	Rest	4	Rest	13
2	3	Rest	4	3	Rest	5	Rest	15
3	3	Rest	4	3	Rest	6	Rest	16
4	3	Rest	5	3	Rest	8	Rest	19
5	3	Rest	5	3	Rest	10	Rest	21
6	4	Rest	5	4	Rest	11	Rest	24
7	4	Rest	6	4	Rest	12	Rest	26
8	4	Rest	5	4	Rest	9	Rest	22
9	3	Rest	4	3	Rest	8	Rest	18
10	3	Rest	3	Walk 2	Rest	13.1	Rest	21.1

The Baltimore Half Marathon. A buttload of running for no reason? Sign me up.

Simulated outcome

Rocketcan

I think I whomped my managerial accounting mid-term. Only about 20 more midterms to go and I’ll be a master of business. And then… watch out

Edit: Bill H sent this video to me. Please all forward all well-wishes and props to him.

Resurrection

Friend and Enemy

Brewer’s Art Resurrection is powerful and delicious but it can dilapidate your Sunday. On the upshot, hangovers beget site updates.

Check out the photo stream thing on the right. I set it up so I can take pictures with my cellphone and they will pop-up over there. Metal.

Also, this.

Vampire Weekend

“The most notable previous project of the band is L’Homme Run, a rap group that Ezra Koenig formed during his time at university. The group was meant to be funny, but not actually a joke, a distinction which Ezra says ultimately doomed the project.”

WWF ‘85

Randy Savage on crack. I’m not using that phrase as a cliche. It’s either crack or regular cocaine he’s on.

Are you laughing because that is ridiculous… or because you’re psyched?

Subaru Test

As you might know someone has stolen my car and now I don’t have time to do anything. I can’t even drive to the internet to update this webpage. I am going to make a big post to explain the whole train of events but I am still riding on it. Hopefully I’m near the caboose. In the meantime Steve sent me this video of someone who has a car.

Punched before Eating

I don’t usually watch SNL but I found myself at home this Saturday. I mean yeah I was going to a killer party later. Actually I went to a ton of parties. All. Anyway the show kind of sucked but this thing was great. It has Bon Jovi and the Foo Fighters in it.

The parties were famous by the way. I saw the president.

Our dichotomy opens the combat

I’ve been studying since I got out of work yesterday. Thank God for Jimmy, he has been keeping me distracted.

The Backstroke of the West

Instructions for Handling Your Newborn

Also, this guy

kitty wigs

Someone should get their hands cut off for this.

sunday afternoon sofa king

I am not feeling so well today.

Here are a ton of unique road signs that Donald Knuth and his wife found around Ohio in the summer of 2003. Old Donny is also trying to figure out a name for that thing where your computer just won’t cooperate. I like “irritable bit syndrome.” It’s a nerd joke.

I think nerd jokes are cool when I understand them… which is probably why they suck most of the time. Also, they are unpopular with all women.

Do you know if Abe Vigoda is alive?

That’s all for now, it’s Pepto time.